Lyrics uncapitalized for your comfort. Asterisks indicate non-singing parts.
Song Two: Welcome to Tucker's
ALONSO
Welcome to Tucker's
It's a class act
People love Tucker's
And that's a fact
Some places have buffets
Some places are fast
But here at Tucker's
We're a class act!
(He changes tables)
My name is Alonso
I'll be your waiter tonight
Please try our spaghetti
It's really a delight!
We're top of the line
And we won't retract
That here at Tucker's
We're a class act!
(He returns to ANDREW, MARY, LUCINDA, and BRIDGET. The music continues in the background.)
*Oh look what the cat dragged in.
MARY
*I can feel the love.
(ALONSO kisses her cheek and takes out his notepad)
ALONSO
*So what’ll you be having? Mary, dear?
MARY
I'll have the spaghetti
BRIDGET
Macaroni, please
(Motions to ANDREW)
He'll have the pizza
ALONSO
*What kind?
BRIDGET
Mozzarella cheese!
LUCINDA
Could I have that, too?
ALONSO
Yes, you may, in fact
Your meal at Tucker's
Will be a class act
(Gets up on an empty table for finale)
Welcome to Tucker's
We're a class act
Our service is something
That really attracts
Some places have big names
But none can compare
To us here at Tucker's
And our classy air!
OTHER WAITERS
Welcome to Tucker's
We're a class act!
(Song ends)
TUCKER
Alonso Guinness!
(Stomps on stage. The restaurant returns to normal)
What have I told you about big theatrical numbers in the restaurant!
