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| Age |
17 |
| Location |
Maine |
| Favorite films/plays |
Damn Yankees, Copa Cabana, Hairspray, Charlotte's Web, My Fair Lady, Fiddler on the Roof
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| Other interests |
Playing video games, drawing, writing novels and fanfics, plotting revenge (even if I don't have a Sworn Enemy at the time) and threatening people that I'll awaken as Sailor Saturn and bring the Silence if they don't stop being idiotic
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| Script title |
The Rent-a-Cop Who Stole Christmas |
| Script type |
Stage play |
| Script genre |
Musical
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An Excerpt from The Rent-a-Cop Who Stole Christmas
MIMI
Say, why aren’t you home, Haley? Doesn’t your mother usually make a huge lunch at Christmas?
HALEY
One word: tofurkey.
MIMI
(drops her pizza) Okay, ew. You have made me lose my appetite.
MRS THURLOW
Mimi! Tofu is extremely good for you, you know.
MIMI
Yeah, and it tastes like crap.
HALEY
Actually, tofu has no taste. It sucks up the flavoring of spices or whatever you add to it.
MIMI
See? It’s like a vampire or something. Vampirefu.
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