BEN and SAMANTHA are driving in the car down the highway. They pass a sign that reads "Leaving West Hartvale, Massachusetts - Come Again Soon!".

SAMANTHA
(puts on sunglasses)
So how are we doing this thing?

BEN
Well, Las Vegas is about a 45 hour drive from here, so I figured if we do about seven and a half hours a day we could make it there in less than a week.

SAMANTHA
Seven and a half hours a day? In this car?

BEN
Sure. It's not a road trip unless you spend some time on the road.

SAMANTHA
But seven and a half hours? Do we get to do anything else except slowly meld our butts into the car seats?

BEN
(sarcastically)
Well, we will be going through Nebraska, so if we're lucky we'll be seeing a lot of corn fields.

SAMANTHA
Sarcasm does not become you, my friend.

BEN
There is interesting stuff on the way, I promise. (opens glove compartment) Look at a map.

SAMANTHA
(grabs a U.S. map and unfolds it)
Wow. America is one big a** country.

BEN
(amused)
That's one way of putting it.

SAMANTHA
(traces route with finger)
So we're stopping in Pennsylvania tonight?

BEN
Lancaster, specifically.

SAMANTHA
(excited)
I know what we should do!