I can't believe it...I've had one already! (Don't know if it properly counts, since I'm not actually writing the script, but still...)

Queen of Cusaleurons, the second daughter of a duck, Modena never expected to catch Ponceau's eye.

...Yeah...that should say "duke". There are no animals in my script.

It most definitely counts. ^.^

Screnzy! '08 was a trainwreck for me. XD
Some choice Screnzyisms:

MEDLI: Hey, is that Skilley?
No, Medli. That's SKILLET. XD

(two sentences later)
MEDLI: Cool. I love Skilley.
APPARENTLY NOT IF YOU KEEP CALLIN' EM "SKILLEY".
I'm the Southern one! XD

INIT.
*hits self*
We're not running Terminal, here! XD

Everyone then cheers, and runs into his bus.
OH YIPES! That's a lot of people to fit into one bus! XD
That was supposed to say "their", and "buses".

DM: FYI, Hammitt. Matt and Hoopes are coming by to drag you to Bus One. Gonna teach Mlatt how to grape shoop.
SHOOP DA WHOOP! XD

Well, since it's primary time in Eerie
THERE'S ONLY ONE "E" IN "ERIE"! XD

TOY: Bob's not on The ..., Tour.
TOBY NOT SAD THIS TOUR.*
TOBY INANIMATE. XD
(P.S.: That is actually the name of the tour, is the ..., [pronounced DOT-DOT-DOT-COMMA] Tour)
(* - Back in 2006, I wrote "TOby sad" as opposed to "Toby said," [also did this with Sam], so it's become a joke that Toby sad. XD)

MATTS [EXCLUDING MATT]
There's a brilliant method. XD

WET: What?
Toby inanimate, and apparently West is...liquid. XD

The sun is singing, the birds are shining
...WHAT. THE. HELL. XD

JASON [WHISPERING TO BOB]
Dear DM. As To(b)y can tell you, Bob is not on the tour. XD

klol.
I have more, actually. XD

OH MAA GAA NANO COOKBOOK

*is so going to say, IRL, 'the sun is singing, the birds are shining'* Love it! X-9

*is so going to say, IRL, 'the sun is singing, the birds are shining'* Love it! X-9

8D!
I think I might be a touch dyslexic 'cos I always end up swapping words sooner or later when I write.
But thank you. :D Glad I could bring lulz.

OH MAA GAA NANO COOKBOOK

"DM: FYI, Hammitt. Matt and Hoopes are coming by to drag you to Bus One. Gonna teach Mlatt how to grape shoop.
SHOOP DA WHOOP! XD"

This one really made me giggle in the middle of lecture. XD It's even better 'cause T and P are nowhere near each other. :D

Forgive me for being an absolute newbie... but what are Screnzyisms?

Writing Status: "Exposition? What exposition?"

That's okay--I didn't know until someone explained it to me, either. ;)

A Screnzyism (or NaNoism if you're doing NaNoWriMo) is one of two things: either a typo, or a shattering of the fourth wall. Something that you go back and discover later and think, "Wait, what?" Hence my character being the second daughter of a "duck" rather than a "duke", and DM accidentally renaming two characters "Toy" and "Wet" rather than "Toby" and "West". Last year I almost had a character called "Yeah, That Sounds Like A Good Idea" rather than "Ray" because I messed up on the formatting. One year I think someone said that because Celtx automatically suggests previous characters as you write (much like Excel does with spreadsheet data), MAN WITH BATHROBE, who had all of one line, recurred as a character (instead of the MANNY the author meant to include). They can be quite funny, or just confusing.

ok thanks i didn't know what a screnzyism was either but i was too chicken to say it

That's awesome! Thanks for explaining.
Fear the power of being brazenly naive, dolphinlover!
Ha.
I'll be sure to contribute to this thread when I start writing. Maybe some will show up in my treatments?

Writing Status: "Exposition? What exposition?"

I love this! I will definitely post some of mine here when I start work on my script. :)

This one really made me giggle in the middle of lecture. XD It's even better 'cause T and P are nowhere near each other. :D

:P
I think what happened is I spent too much time on 4chan.

OH HEY.
While working on the basic plotline for my script, I wrote "Fail Force 5" instead of "family Force 5." n.n
DOn't have the actual wording, but it wasn't a good moment for me seeing as FF5 is one of my favourite bands. D;

OH MAA GAA NANO COOKBOOK

*is dying laughing*

"The sun is singing, the birds are shining
...WHAT. THE. HELL. XD"

ROFL. I have major giggles.

"DM: FYI, Hammitt. Matt and Hoopes are coming by to drag you to Bus One. Gonna teach Mlatt how to grape shoop.
SHOOP DA WHOOP! XD"

Ohhhhhhh gosh. *giggles hysterically*

I can only hope to make errors like that. XD

"The sun is singing, the birds are shining
...WHAT. THE. HELL. XD"

*falls over laughing*
That is beyond awesome...
Heh, actually, would you mind if I actually used that line in my script? That's totally something Jon would say...

Call me a nerd, but this one's *my* favorite:

INIT.
*hits self*
We're not running Terminal, here! XD

I didn't keep track of my NaNo-isms, but I will for Screnzy.
I don't think this counts, because it wasn't a typo or a shattering of the fourth wall, but I did, in the first couple pages of my NaNo, compare a vampire sucking blood to a baby suckling breastmilk. The exact wording was: "Without even thinking, he latched onto Dmitri's arm like a baby to a teat, and suckled there for a moment ... " (Dmitri had a gash in his arm, and was bleeding.)
I stopped as soon as I finished the sentence, and stared and stared at that, wondering how on earth something that awful could have come out of me.
I used the word teat.

This was a practice for Screnzy:

"Not noticing what she was talking about, Allan kept on dribbling."

Allan is now a girl who needs to wear a bib.

The other day, as I went to post a whiny LJ entry, instead of typing "sigh" I totally typed "Sith." My usually dormant Star Wars geek leapt up and did a dance at that point.

A lame contribution, but I only have ten more minutes on my shift, the forums are depressingly dead, and not being able to write my script is driving me crazy, despite having only the vaguest idea of a plan ever.

My first line!

SAM
(Tossing a ball into the air absently and catching it) This sucks! There’s nob doy out here to play soccer with me xecpytn fpr that chick over there reading! (Calls to LILY) Oi!

LILY edos not respond to him.

Double post, sorry.

SAM

Dunno what it is. I’d like to know, maybe the author knows.

And I broke the fourth wall. Now to fix it.

MAN 3 grabs his collor and points to the necklace around RIA'S neck.

Opposed to the neclace around her wrist persay? And I'm sure there are a bunch of spelling errors in that. It only goes down hill from here.

Thirteen minutes in, and I've already made a Screnzyism.

HUNTER
You'd think that if you turned in one direction and kept walking, you'd eventually find your way out of the classroom.

Yeah, yeah, Hunter, because classrooms are so difficult to find your way out of. You think, maybe, you meant forest?

Not specifically from my Screnzy, but yesterday during French class one of the kids asked for the word for "suicide," and when writing it down as the definition instead of writing "to commit suicide," I wrote, "to commit homework."

@ opheliac

No, that's actually quite hilarious.

Discovered this little gem as I was working a moment ago...

SOUND: Footsteps stomping across the desk

...yeah...that should be "deck". They're on a ship, not a classroom...

This isn't as hilariously brilliant as some of the ones already here, but it's the first I've caught so far and it gave me a ridiculous image:

"Bailey exists for the door before him."

I just... it was special. That's all.

(Should have been, "Bailey exits the door before him.")

I almost introduced a new character:

TILLYTO WHAT?

The "enter" key didn't register, apparently.

Oh...and since I probably forgot...perma-permissions, perma-persimmons, perma-frost, permutations, per capita income, whatever...

[EDIT] And another...

ERYTH
As your Prince, I command you to stop thinking me of as such.

Brilliant, Eryth. Apart from the contradiction (which Jess astutely points out in her very next line), you manage to say "thinking me of as such". *headdesk*

"Legs burning, eyes singing."

Singing terribly. Possibly they were stinging.

Hahaha, I found this one really funny. I can picture a person staring at a door admiringly, unmoving. Just...staring desperately. Possibly hugging it.

ALANA: Leg go of me!

He is driving an old pickup trunk. (Hmm... that might be a little hard to drive...)

One character is only known as "Sketchy Man #1" I accidentally referred to him as "Stentchy man #1"

Spencer has been referred to as Spinner, Spencester, Cancer, Pincher, and once, Spinster. Yes, he is an old, unmarried woman. Somehow, I wound up typing Ninny instead of Nikki. The auto-correct on my computer needs to go away.

LOLZ! :D These all made me laugh so hard XD I made it hard for my mom to concentrate on her watercolor video ;)

I had a verbal one about five minutes ago while talking to one of my friends.

Me: "I'm out of my death writing a crime/mystery screenplay--."

I stopped right after that and went "WAIT..." that's definitely supposed to be depth. The irony is not lost on me.

The only one I've caught so far, though there are probably others and I KNOW there are more waiting to happen:

His is one of the men from the photograph.
No, he is one of the men from the photograph.