I'm sure I'll be of no help here; but why not play on the expectations of a villain attack and go the inverse?
Have the villain jump out of the cake. Everyone assumes the villain will wreak havoc but, instead, (s)he takes the mic from the band leader and gives a very moving toast to the bride and groom. (S)he then dances the bride about the floor to Joe Cocker's "You Are So Beautiful" as everyone watches, misty-eyed. When the groom comes to cut in, the villain can then share a tender and private moment with the newlyweds in which (s)he drops the knowledge-bomb that (s)he is the bride's real mother and/or father.
And then, wiping tears of pride from his/her eyes, (s)he detonates a smoke pellet and disappears.
Or, you know...you could make sure that they serve a vegetarian alternative at the reception.
After all, no one likes a wedding story that isn't conscious of dietary requirements.
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