From: Script Frenzy Folks
I would like you to consider adding a wombat to your story. I know it's a little late in the game for this, but have you SEEN these things?

ENTRANCE TO GROCERY STORE
Tom enters with something squirming under a towel held closely to his chest.
DICK
Tom, you know you can’t bring pets into the store. Health regulations.
Tom looks about with the demeanor of a witness protection character.
TOM
Believe me, this ain’t no pet.
Dick blocks the door with a determined look.
DICK
There is something alive under that towel. Now if it’s a service animal, that’s okay, but I insist on seeing what you have in there.
Tom become indignant and belligerent.
TOM
Do I detect an ‘or else’ coming? You seem to be taking your Parking Lot Deputy position a little to far to suit me.
Dick is not cowed.
DICK
Tom, I insist. Show me the animal and right now, this minute.
Tom appears contrite.
TOM
Okay, okay. Don’t rat me out. I bought this as a gift for the ex. Here, catch.
Tom tosses the towel wrapped critter high in the air. Without thinking, Dick grabs it titghtly.
DICK
Aaaawwww! Ain’t it just the cutest thing. What in tarnation is it?
Tom is surprised to see Dick giving the critter head scratches and cooing over it as several young ladies gather about.
TOM
It’s a face eating Wombat, you fool.