Writer Profile: Zantedeschia

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Age 15
Location Sailing around the world on a tall ship with William Shakespeare
Favorite films/plays Master and commander, The Dead Poet's society, Juno, the Lord of the rings, Kenneth Branagh's Hamlet, the Lives of Others, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead, Brokeback Mountain, The Dark Knight, Milk, The Sting, Twelfth Night, Lars and the real girl, Gallipoli
Other interests dancing, acting, reading, Shakespeare, listening to mewsick, the word Huzzah, being nerdy with my friends, having weird crushes (Davy Jones, anyone?), watching multiple movies at a time, Wishing I lived aboard a British frigate, quilting, (making quilts with ships on them) knitting, tea, sleeping, taking hot showers, eating, dreaming, quirky things, people watching, ships, (esp. tall ships), feltcraft, making movies, Playmobile (yeah, I'm a dork) YouTube, movie trailers, good conversations.
But a Silver Nutmeg
Script type Screenplay
Script genre Comedy
My script is Twilight meets Something by Terry Pratchett.
Logline The major characters are attacking the comic relief. The only safe place for them is the house of Meg the Lesbian Werewolf. But when the Cullen-esque vampires find their way there, Nhym the Vampire, Give-the-finger the Zombie (it's pronounced JEE-vay), Benevolent the Banshee, and the ghost of Maximus Augustus Cleaverton the Chihuahua must find a way to save Meg and Benevolent's twin brother.
Main character would be played by Me. It IS played by me, because I'm making a little cartoon version of my movie. And I'm ALL the voices. Huzzah.
My soundtrack would be I honestly have no idea, because the soundtrack is as versatile as me. But 'Vampire' by Antsy Pants would definitely be in there somewhere.
  An Excerpt from But a Silver Nutmeg

NHYM: Yeah, vampires are mean, narcissistic pricks with no sense of humour and bizarre sexual desires. But they're *my* mean narcissistic pricks with no sense of humor and bizarre sexual desires. Banshees are mean, narcissistic usurpers and pretenders, with no sense of humor and no sexual desire whatsoever, and they're not even mine.

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