Writer Profile: bionicfemme

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Age 27
Location San Francisco
Website http://www.neverthebridemovie.com*
Favorite films/plays Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion, But i'm a Cheerleader, Kill Bill, Death Proof, Planet Terror, The Matrix, Million Dollar Baby, Rocky, The Office, Odd Girl Out, Rent
Other interests Reading, Modern Art, Museums, Live Theater, Opera, Dance, Boxing, Kickboxing, Bikram Yoga, DJing, Video Games.
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Never the Bride
Script type Screenplay
Script genre Romance/Romantic Comedy
My script is But I'm a Cheerleader meets The Wedding Singer
Logline Two women. One mannequin. And one hundred and sixty eight hours before the wedding.
Main character would be played by Goldie Chan. Sandra Young would play the love interest. Oh wait, they already are. And nobody else could ever replace them!
My soundtrack would be "Stand By Me" by Ben E. King
  An Excerpt from Never the Bride

INTERCUT PHONE CONVERSATION:

ESTHER
Hi, mom?

MOM
Hi honey! How did the trip go?

ESTHER
Well, um, I just found out that she was married to a man the whole time and didn’t tell me! Check your email! I found wedding pictures of them online and I sent them to you!

MOM
Oh...my...God...

ESTHER
I know! Right?

MOM
Why isn’t she wearing white? Why is her dress green, why isn’t it white?

ESTHER
Mom, I think the real issue at hand here is that she’s MARRIED TO A MAN when she said she was gay.

MOM
And she’s got that ugly brown sash around her dress...

ESTHER
WHO CARES ABOUT THE SASH?

MOM
All i’m saying is that I don’t understand why they had it in a park.

ESTHER
Goodbye, mom.

MOM
Wait, Esther?

ESTHER
Yes?

MOM
If you ever get married, will you at least wear beige, honey?

ESTHER
Goodbye!

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