Writer Profile: bionicfemme |
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| Age | 27 |
| Location | San Francisco |
| Website | http://www.neverthebridemovie.com* |
| Favorite films/plays | Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion, But i'm a Cheerleader, Kill Bill, Death Proof, Planet Terror, The Matrix, Million Dollar Baby, Rocky, The Office, Odd Girl Out, Rent |
| Other interests | Reading, Modern Art, Museums, Live Theater, Opera, Dance, Boxing, Kickboxing, Bikram Yoga, DJing, Video Games. |
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Never the Bride |
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| Script type | Screenplay |
| Script genre | Romance/Romantic Comedy |
| My script is | But I'm a Cheerleader meets The Wedding Singer |
| Logline | Two women. One mannequin. And one hundred and sixty eight hours before the wedding. |
| Main character would be played by | Goldie Chan. Sandra Young would play the love interest. Oh wait, they already are. And nobody else could ever replace them! |
| My soundtrack would be | "Stand By Me" by Ben E. King |
INTERCUT PHONE CONVERSATION:
ESTHER
Hi, mom?
MOM
Hi honey! How did the trip go?
ESTHER
Well, um, I just found out that she was married to a man the whole time and didn’t tell me! Check your email! I found wedding pictures of them online and I sent them to you!
MOM
Oh...my...God...
ESTHER
I know! Right?
MOM
Why isn’t she wearing white? Why is her dress green, why isn’t it white?
ESTHER
Mom, I think the real issue at hand here is that she’s MARRIED TO A MAN when she said she was gay.
MOM
And she’s got that ugly brown sash around her dress...
ESTHER
WHO CARES ABOUT THE SASH?
MOM
All i’m saying is that I don’t understand why they had it in a park.
ESTHER
Goodbye, mom.
MOM
Wait, Esther?
ESTHER
Yes?
MOM
If you ever get married, will you at least wear beige, honey?
ESTHER
Goodbye!
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