Writer Profile: Macroinvertebrate

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Age 18
Location Lehigh Valley, PA
Favorite films/plays Film: Fiddler on the Roof Play: Cabaret TV Show: Ace of Cakes Comic: X-Men Graphic Novel: V for Vendetta
Other interests Music, embroidery, radio, calculus, foreign languages (Spanish, Latin, German)
Pizza is Perishable
Script type Radio
Script genre Sci-Fi/Fantasy
My script is Cheap pizza meets Planetarium (the online game)
Logline Astronomer searches for promise land by working on a pizza themed book of puzzles.
Main character would be played by Someone who really like pizzas.
My soundtrack would be music written for public radio programs
  An Excerpt from Pizza is Perishable

Capcon and the Auto climb up out of the fireplace.

CAPCON
We'd better throw something down there so he's delayed from getting to us. Then we might actually have a chance of escaping.

AUTO
I RECOMMEND THE LOOSE MARBLES.

CAPCON
What marbles?

AUTO
MY SCAN DETECTS A LARGE TUB OF MARBLES IN THE LIVING ROOM, BEHIND THE COUCH.

CAPCON
Are you sure about this? Let me check.

Wow, you're right. Let me shove this over to the hole.

Capcon shoves the heavy tub of marbles over to the hole.

AUTO
POUR IT DOWN.

SFX: ..........marbles pouring down a hole and clattering on the ground.

TOP
What the heck?!? WHOAA!

SFX: ......... SOUND OF SOMEONE TRIPPING AND FALLING.

AUTO
GOOD WORK.

CAPCON
That was a whole lot of marbles.

AUTO
FIFTY THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED AND SIXTY SEVEN OF THEM IN FACT.

CAPCON
Who would want that many marbles?

AUTO
SOMEONE WHO "LOST THEIR MARBLES".

HA HA I MADE A JOKE.

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