Writer Profile: ilovesatanicmetal

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Age 13
Location Glasgow, Scotland
Favorite films/plays too many to name
Other interests killing
Spontaneous Equilibrium
Script type Stage play
Script genre Drama
Logline One Man. One Cup. No similarities to a certain web video.
Main character would be played by ???
My soundtrack would be ???
  An Excerpt from Spontaneous Equilibrium

LIZ-
Everyone is being held at gunpoint by at least 5 armed individuals. They look like professionals. I don’t know what they’re demanding.

GREGORY-
We’ll need to use all the skills that we’ve been taught here.

LEONARD- (sarcastically) Yes I’m sure we can file their asses out of here, or maybe send them an angry email, that’ll get them crying for their mommies!

GREGORY- (sarcastically) Ok then, and you’re helping by using sarcasm, I’m sure we’ll get out of here by using that, asshole- while I’m stuck in here with a sarcastic bastard, a bitch and a psycho with the brain of a 5 year old who sounds like he just fell into the chocolate river at Willy Wonka’s Factory!

FRANK- You know, If I shut my eyes, then this is all over and we’re all at TGI Fridays.

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