SOCIOLOGY CLASSROOM
Garcia walks to a speaker mounted on the wall, turns the
volume down low.
MS. GARCIA
Continue, Prudence.
PRUDENCE
So, if you commit one of the Seven
Deadly Sins, supposedly, you have a
real specific punishment in Hell.
HOME ECONOMICS CLASSROOM
PRUDENCE (V.O.)
Gluttony: you will be force fed rats,
snakes and frogs.
PUMPKIN PETERS (18), large and in-charge, watches a classmate
set a perfect pyramid of pastries on a table, then walk away.
Pumpkin snatches a pastry from the center, topples the
pyramid, gulps the treat in a single swallow.
She smiles at the ruined project.
PRINCIPAL JONES (on speaker)
Culinary Club president, Pumpkin
Peters.
5.
MATH CLASS
PRUDENCE (V.O.)
Envy: you will be doused in freezing
water.
OLIVER GREEN (18), a John Hughes-flick dork, walks from the
blackboard, which is covered in some impossible equation.
The teacher proudly smiles after him, as Oliver pines over a
cute girl, who flirts with a preppie guy.
PRINCIPAL JONES (on speaker)
Math Club president, Oliver Green.
ENGLISH CLASS
PRUDENCE (V.O.)
Greed: you will be boiled alive in
oil.
DONNY GOLDEN (18), starched white shirt, gold tie, hides the
newspaper stock exchange page behind his English book.
He reads and writes down numbers, as an ancient teacher drones
on in a straight-from-the-book lesson.
PRINCIPAL JONES (on speaker)
Donny Golden, Finance Club president.
BOYS' LOCKER ROOM
PRUDENCE (V.O.)
Lust: you will be smothered in fire
and brimstone.
SKYE MONROE (18), wears only a cheerleader skirt, straddles
a muscled jock, who wears only a jersey.
PRINCIPAL JONES (on speaker)
Pep Club president is Skye Monroe.
EXT. FOOTBALL FIELD -- DAY
PRUDENCE (V.O.)
Anger: you will be dismembered alive.
RUSTY REAGAN (18), red hair, full of 'roid rage, squats in a
defensive football position. No helmet, he lunges forward.
6.
Gym teacher blows a WHISTLE, as it's revealed they're playing
flag football, and Rusty has tackled a kid half his size.
PRINCIPAL JONES (on speaker)
Rusty Reagan, Athletic Club president.
INT. A.V. CLOSET -- DAY
PRUDENCE (V.O.)
Sloth: you will be put in a pit of
snakes.
IAN INDIGO (18), scraggly goatee, food-stained shirt, sleeps
soundly on top of A.V. equipment.
PRINCIPAL JONES (on speaker)
Ian Indigo, Audio Visual Club
president.
GIRLS' REST ROOM
PRUDENCE (V.O.)
And, lastly, pride, the mother of
all sins, deserving of the mother of
all punishments: you will be broken
on a torturous contraption known as
the wheel...
VIOLET PEACOCK (18), perky and perfect, smiles at the mirror.
Her beaming face grins back, not only in her reflection, but
on the huge button pinned to her sweater, which reads "I'd
be proud as a PEACOCK to be your Senior Class President."
PRUDENCE (V.O.) (CONT'D)
..where your heart will be crushed
from a weight placed on your chest,
as your limbs are all torn from their
sockets.
PRINCIPAL JONES (on speaker)
And, finally, your new Senior Class
President is Violet Peacock.
Violet shrieks with joy, as the bell RINGS.
