INT:DAY - Bridge of the Chimera

WEBCAM (all webcam shots look out over the console onto the bridge of the ship)

Photo of a smart looking man in a captain’s uniform fills the camera shot.

TORI

(Off screen)

Captain Keller, the first, of the United Planet’s starship Phantasm. Gained honours for bravery and cunning when he led the crew to victory over the incursion from Planet X.

New photo drops down of a smart, uniformed woman.

TORI

(O.S.)

Captain Keller, the second, of the United Planet’s starship Maelstrom, now Admiral Keller the first. Awarded galactic peace prize for negotiating the famous Baglamax-Ferdian treaty.

Photo of man in uniform appears.

TORI

(O.S.)

Captain Keller, the third, of the United Planet’s starship Celeste, now Admiral Keller the second. Awarded star of valour for the excavation effort of Phoenix 9.

Photos are all moved to reveal TORI in her pajamas with her faded dyed hair looking ruffled.

TORI

Captain Keller, the fourth, of the independent cargo vessel Chimera. Admiral Keller the third in some bizarre parallel dimension where where up is down and space is made of cheese, and sole heir to the mighty Keller Dynasty. Hi there. How’s it going? I know what you’re thinking. What happened? Maybe my parents jinxed me by calling me Victory. Personally I think the fun gene just finally managed to beat off the stuffy killjoy gene that is strong in my family. I can’t say I’m complaining. I have it pretty good here. I have my own ship - well, 10% of my own ship with a billion easy repayments to go, a crew that can’t argue back -

A robot whizzes past behind Tori.

TORI

And independence has its perks.