Adrian is still sitting, playing Angry Birds when suddenly, something heavy comes and ways down one side of the floaty thing (O.S.). He looks up and then slowly turns his head to the right, an expression of horror on his face.

A giant, tusked pig has decided to share his seat. Adrian goes back to his video game as though hoping his faked disinterest in the pig will make it go away. The pig wipes its nose on Adrian’s shirt, slobbers on his ear and looks down at his game.

We see Adrian’s screen. His hands are shaking. Birds are flying across the screen and one successfully hits a pig.

The pig shoots into a stiff upright position. It’s eyebrows lower in anger and it turns toward Adrian. Adrian and the pig stare each other in the eyes for one tense moment and the pig roars in his face spraying slobber all over him and then rams him off of the...