You put something into the Machine;
The next poster decides what comes out, then puts something in of their own.

So.

I put in a bag of ground coffee and a red pen.

Out comes a failing test paper.

In goes an orange and a cell phone.

Out pops a BlackBerry. I try to call my friend on it. Whoops - squirted orange juice in my ear. Yow.

I put in a back spasm and a notepad.

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It's never too late to procrastinate

Out comes a diazepam prescription.
I put in a ticket to this year's Oscars.
Cidermaker

Out comes a Dior dress and a rolls royce!

I put in vanilla ice-cream and bunch of flowers!

I eat the flowers and put the ice-cream in a vase; bit confuseed today!
I but in my confusion.
Cidermaker

Out comes Chuck Norris, who I immediately take for his transgender operation.

I put in the old Chuck Norris, now Shelley Harris.

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Nano2007: Immortality (Winner!)
Frenzy08: who knows... waiting for April!

Out comes a deformed... thing.

I examine it closely... HOLY CRAP! MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!!

I put Michael back in.

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Script Frenzy 2007: Dream Mystery: PHAIL....

Scrpt Frenzy 2008: DETERMINED TO WIN!!!

He comes out again. I run away screaming, but not before I put him back in.

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Nano2007: Immortality (Winner!)
Frenzy08: who knows... waiting for April!

Out comes an invitation to Neverland. This is put in the shredder, mixed with some sand, and put back in the machine again.

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Scriptfrenzy 2007: Garf Dealings (with Chorus)
Scriptfrenzy 2008: The Enrollment Handbook

Out comes utter confusion, and I put the uttr confusion back in, I'm confused enough at the moment