I think this is where this goes. Anyways, post dares for others, take them as you see fit.

Dare: Have a character named Random Postal Worker #4.
Bonus Points: Other characters refer to said character by said name.

Dare: Have a character threaten others with leeks.

Dare: Use one or more of the following quotes in your script:
"I will smack you on the head with a rubber chicken."
"I'd laugh. And then I'd run."
"This soup tastes like Christmas."
"We have the beans."
"Darn time warps."
"Carnies smell like cabbage."
"I swear to drunk I'm not God."
"Ah, Denny’s, a friend of nighttime golf course wanderers."

I can totaly use the darn time warps one!

Include LolCats: The Musical in your script somehow.
BP if its your real script

Have a character die by thumb wrestling.
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Yay! I was waiting for someone to post this.

Dare: Include a dialogue exchange where the beginning of the words can be used to remember the different geologic eras. Example: 'Can Otto See Down My Petroleum Pipe? That's Just Crazy. Perhaps Every Other Man Peers Past Him.' (Courtesy of my friend the geology major; I can't honestly say if the above is complete or not but that's the general idea)

Dare: Use at least two of these words in dialogue: plumelet, dossier, inane, uchronia, orthorhombic, orogeny

And I think I might take the leek one. There may or may not be evil enviromental nuts in my script and I can definitely find a way for someone to threaten the MC with a leek.

I'll use "I'd laugh. And then I'd run." and "I swear to drunk I'm not God." I'll especially enjoy that last one. I always seem to write drunken scenes... no clue why. :)

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I think it might be fun to do "I'd laugh. And then I'd run" and "This soup tastes like Christmas," and possibly "We have the beans" (my script will be about a bunch of desperate, stranded soldiers; I suppose they've gotta have some food!). The others? Who knows :)

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NaNo 2005: Lark's War (51k)
2006: The Passion of Resentment (50k)
2007: Cenotaph (finished! 121k)

I dare you to have a character eat a mouse. Whole. And alive.

I included this in the other thread as well: the Vampire State Building. Little brothers have very entertaining thoughts.

I like the "Lolcat: The Musical" one, I'll see what I can do.

Dares:
Insert a character who can hear the musical backdrop, and occassionally says things like, "Can't you hear the ominous music playing? This is a bad idea!"
Bonus Points: All character hear it and don't know why there's music.

Include the phrase, "Nothing here but cats and skeletons".

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Screnzy 07 + No Name + EPIC FAIL
Nanowrimo 07 + The Stormy Season + Success!
Screnzy 08 + Toxicology + ???

I'm taking the death-by-thumb-wrestling one! I think I might turn it into a grand duel...

- Have a character constantly hunting a squirrel (or muskrat or some other kickass rodent)
BP if the main objective is revenge on the squirrel by baking it into a quiche or pot pie
TBP if it's the same squirrel throughout the entire script that keeps outwitting the character
QBP if the squirrel seems to get caught and/or eaten, but then pops up alive and well in the last few pages

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NaNoWriMo '07: The Squabbles of Nearly But Not-Quite Scientists; winner!

Well, I have a truckload of quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000 that I'm sure would go well in some people's scripts!

A pentagram, and reindeer laughing. You figure it out.

Ah, the classic battle between Evil and -- the narrator.

A stranger comes to town, touches nobody's life, then leaves.

Boy, I bet that'd be scary if we could make out what it was.

But I kid the potatoes...

Cavorting really makes you lose your electrolytes.

Chicks love big ducks, let's face it.

Conspicuous consumption makes our love stronger.

Could you please state that in the form of a desperate cry to God to save you from an unholy death?

Damn! I just injected him with blowfish poison!

Dear Kids: Shot this guy for you. Ham in fridge. -Mom

Don't go into that area. There's radiation there. And, as everybody knows, it can only affect you if you touch it.

Do you realize a robot just sang a love song to a turtle?

Due to an error, there are still a few of you left alive. We sincerely apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused you.

Emotions are for ethnic people.

Every time I meet a man, he's either gay or a bear!

Feel free to dig your heel into my groin.

Frolicking has never been so depressing.

'Get bent!!' Is that official enough for you?!

Get over here. We just wanna kill you for a minute.

Good thing they made everything out of balsa wood back then.

Have I mentioned I'm immense and immortal?

Have you got the bird of happiness? Well, we've got a pretty friendly chicken...

Have you noticed that my accent has grown as bad as yours?

He enjoys pantaloons more than he should.

Here comes the bride, she's out of her frickin' mind...

Hey! Could you get the subplot off the road, please?!

Hi! We came to get Scruffy, our pet lion -- OH MY GOD!!

Hmm. --I'm sorry, I was just playing a video game in my head.

I don't get it. Is it cool to make no sense? Is it hip to be vague?

If my deepest, darkest despair had choreography -- *this* would be it.

I have no clue what you're talking about, but I'm profoundly devastated.

I hear his theme music, he's around here somewhere.

Imagine what it'd be like if something were happening!

I'm tempted to call her something that rhymes with 'bitch'!

I question the relevance of this scene.

It's an entire race of mimes! We've got to get back and warn Earth!

It's like he wants to order a pizza but doesn't dare.

I wanted to play hopscotch with the impenentrable mystery of existence, but he stepped in a wormhole and had to go in early.

Let's see -- there's chaos here, chaos there, hmm... He's right, chaos everywhere.

Level 5 smug alert...

Look, if I want my opinion I'll beat it out of me!

Meanwhile, in the dark, impenetrable void, Jean-Paul Sartre was a-movin' and a-groovin'...

No, but I once saw a bear drinking a soda.

Oh my god! The humidifier committed suicide!!

Remember last week, when he was alive? Well, that didn't last...

She's got an armadillo down 'er trousers!

Society owes me a Kit-Kat bar!

Someone's rubbing puppets on us!

The gods were supposed to help me move last weekend!!

The Pant Association urges you to wear pants at least three times a day!

They shot my spare turtlenecks!

Tornado Magnet Trailer Park welcomes you!

Vertigo to hell!
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NaNo 2005: Dinner and a Murder (WIN)
NaNo 2006: Write and Die (WIN)
NaNo 2007: A Boy By Any Other Name (WIN)
Screnzy 2008: The Rent-A-Cop Who Stole Christmas (have at thee, April!)