What are your favorite movie lines?
I'll start off with a classic:
"Never apologise, it's a sign of weakness." - Nathan Brittles (John Wayne) in 'She Wore A Yellow Ribbon'

Oohh yay! definitely my favorites are from The Breakfast Club....so many, so many....

Bender: Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?

Claire: Why didn't you want me to know that you're a virgin?
Brian: Because it's my business. My personal business.
Bender: Well, Brian, it doesnt sound like you're doing any business.

Brian: You wear tights?
Andrew: No, I do not wear tights. I wear the required uniform.
Brian: Tights.
Andrew: Shut up!

Bender: If he gets up, we'll all get up, It'll be anarchy!

Claire: Do you know how popular I am? I am so popular. Everybody loves me so much at this school.

Bender: Well, in addition to a number of girls in the Niagra Falls area....

and best of all..

Bender: That's very clever sir, but what if there's a fire? I think violating fire codes and endangering the lives of childrewn would be unwise at this juncture in our career, sir.
Brian: You know the school comes equipped with fire exits at either end of the library.

Yes, yes, I have no life. I have seen this movie too many times. One too many.....

I won't post my film quotes, but give you a link to them...

http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_scripts/mp-holy.asp

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Nano2007: Immortality (Winner!)
Frenzy08: who knows... waiting for April!

Be Kind Rewind:

As a bulldozer destroys twohundred "sweded' movies that were the last hope of the protagonists to save their store, the woman responsible turns to her assistant and says disdainfully: "I guess we're the villains now."

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Scriptfrenzy 2007: Garf Dealings (with Chorus)
Scriptfrenzy 2008: The Enrollment Handbook

PotC has some great ones, though my favorite has to be:

"But why is the rum gone?" (Jack)
"One because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectful man into a complete scoundrel, and two, that signal is over a thousand feet high! The entire royal navy is looking for me, do you think there is even the slightest chance they won't see it?" (Elizabeth Swann)

Oh, and two from Brad Stine (a comedian):

"If you can't say something nice [long pause] about a second rate European country that would have been wiped off the face of the planet twice in the last 100 years, and have contributed nothing to the human race except wine and cheese, both of which are done better in California--then don't say anything at all. And I lived by that." -Brad (PS: all done in one breath)

"What about the poor dolphins getting caught in the tuna net? If they're so smart, tell them to go AROUND! ...Yeah, well, what about the Tuna getting caught in the tuna nets?" -Brad

If you get the chance, youtube Brad Stine, and then buy his dvds, he's hilarious and great for the whole family.

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"Either a writer doesn't want to talk about his work, or he talks about it more than you want."
- Anatole Broyard
"Get it down. Take chances. It may be bad, but it's the only way you can do anything really good."
- William Faulkner

"I never drink.....wine." Bela Lugosi as Dracula
Cidermaker

"No ticket."
Silent Bob in Dogma, after throwing the renegade angels off the train.

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It's never too late to procrastinate

From Driving Lessons:
Evie: When shit hits the fan... pitch a tent.

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Frenzy 07: Untitled Thriller (teen murder thriller) - 25% completed
Frenzy 08: The Better Son - (coming out teenage light comedy) - 0%

From 'Postman' (one bad movie!)
Blind Lady: You're a godsend, a saviour.
Postman (Kevin Costner): No, I'm a postman.

Cidermaker

Oooh, from one of my favourite movies ever, Mystery Men:

"You threw a spoon at the guy, Jeff." (The Shoveler)

"Oh-ho-ho! Okay, let's all be good little automoton droids and believe everything we hear on TV." (Mr. Furious)

"The Blue Raja: Pardon me, am I to understand that you have inserted your father's skull into that ball for bowling?
The Bowler: No. Guy at the pro shop did it."

"Mr. Furious: Rage...taking...over...
Casanova Frankenstein: Jajaja, ve've heard zat before.
Mr. Furious: No, no, no. Rage really taking over."

"Disco is NOT dead! Disco is LIFE!" (Tony P)

"Do forgive the impertinence, guv'ner, but what the devil does a pistol have to do with disco?" (The Blue Raja)

"Mr. Furious: Why am I doing this again?
The Sphinx: When you are able to balance a tack hammer on your head, you will be able to head off your foes with a balanced attack.
Mr. Furious: And...why am I wearing the watermelons on my feet?
[Both look down, then look back at each other]
The Sphinx: I don't recall telling you to do that."

"I'm a super hero, Mother. The master of cutlery. Forks are my speciality. The Blue Raja is my name, and I know I don't have a lot of blue in my costume and I talk with a British accent, but if you know your Indian history it makes perfect sense, but that's not really the point. Your boy's a limey fork-flinger...what will the bridge club think?" (The Blue Raja)

"Lucille, God gave me a gift. I shovel well. I shovel very well." (The Shoveler)

"Oh, so your shovel in his face is my fault." (The Blue Raja)

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"Muses are like children NOBODY wants!" ~Morgan
"You’re so adorable! I hate you!" ~Danielle
"You are the legendary fifth house, Ducttape." ~Jon to Cody
"*sings* I am Ice-Cream Man! Running all the kids over in my van…" ~Jon and Tennyson

From Robin Hood: Men in Tights
"Then we'll dig out his heart with a spoon!"
"Why a spoon?"
"Because it'll hurt more you twit!"

And my favorite from PotC
"Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want out for, because you can never predict when they are going to do something incredibly stupid." said by Captain Jack Sparrow

and also from PotC
"Elizabeth, darling, it never would have worked between us. Will, nice hat." said by Captain Jack Sparrow

Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives. William Dement