im working on a really stupid script but i need ideas for badguys. the type that are always messing up, preferably not human. so far i've got an evil glow worm...any ideas?

Ok, I'll take a go at coming up with some crazy stuff.

Innanimate objects made crazy:

- A talking wig (preferrably blonde. =P Kidding)
- Talking book that takes itself way too seriously
- A broom (nothing like having a broom as your arch enemy)

Animals made crazy:

- Evil rabbits are always funny
- Evil mice (*coughHitchhiker'sGuideToTheGalaxycough*)
- Evil tortoise/turtle
- Evil lovebird (no one would ever have suspected it)
- Evil butterfly ("No one ever suspects the butterfly" -Bart Simpson)

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an evil toaster. its catch phrase should be 'I will make the entire world into TOAST!!!!! MWA HA HA HA!!!!'

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I had a talking lightbulb in my Script last year. Pretty useful since they're everywhere...

As far as an evil glow worm, you could always have it want to turn the entire world into a gigantic compost pile by using the world's largest soil mulcher.

All these moments will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.-Rutger Hauer, Blade Runner

A rake?

As in the superb rake gag in the Simpsons "Cape Feare" episode where Sideshow Bob keeps stepping on the surreal field of rakes. Here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0w6L93kD3xw

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Well, in my script I have the Frontline, which is a group of...I think it seven guys this year, who fight the evil of the reject Chickens (people who were rejected from becoming a member of the Chicken Fivesome and Crew, because they were really weird and/or scary).

The main guy is Sario, who has like Mario and Wario like powers.
Then there's Sandwich Lad (replacement of Toast Man from last years tour), he throws sandwiches as people.
Cheesecake Bro throws cheesecake at people, and when he eats it, he gets more power.
The Hair uses his massive amounts of hair to choke and bind his enemies ('cos The Hair is David Crowder, and he quite obviously has hair).

Those are all the ones I remember.
I fail. XD

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SCRIPT TITLE: Lights, Camera, Chickens?! 2: On the Road Again
PAGES: 107/100 (still one more scene to write...)
IDIOCRACY REFERENCES: 10
LUNYLUCY'S GOBLET OF FIRE PARODY REFERENCES: 23, aka TOO MANY. O_O
CAMEO GUEST STARS: 9
INSTANCES OF THE HARE HARE YUKAI: 5
PLANNED "THE ADVENTURE OF SARIO AND SANDWICH LAD" SCENES: 6
GLASSES OF BEACON SWEET TEA DRANK: not enough.

The one no one would expect-

THE NARRATOR.

^ The toaster could also say, "I will, I will TOAST YOU!" to the tune of We Will Rock You.

EPIC WIN! XD
Thank you for that. I'm adding that to my notes for my rewrite. :D

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SCRIPT FRENZY! 2008: Lights, Camera, Chickens?! 2: On the Road Again // 112/100 pages
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