The opening scene of Spanner episode 3 as scripted so far. Note: Shira Thomas, a dark-skinned redhead who is 15 going on 30, is the main character.
TITLE
30 august 2014.
It's the annual Bumbershoot music and arts festival at the Seattle Center. This year, DisneyPop(R) SuperStar(tm) MINTY FRESH is one of the popular yet unpopular "mainstream" (and government-approved) musical artists required to play, or by law the festival cannot be held. She is short and cute with short, cute blond hair; her costume is short and cute as well, and green to exploit the theme inherent in her name.
She ends her final song precisely on schedule. Her fans, the usual tweenybopper girls and their TwiMom mothers, cheer ecstatically. She, her dancers, and her backup band of anonymous session musicians go up to the stage and bow to the fans together.
MINTY
Thank you! Good night! I love you all!
Prancing like a pixie, she leads the performers offstage, where they are quickly flanked by a small army of corporate bodyguards. They meet another group of bodyguards, who lead Minty away to her special secure dressing room prepared by the corporation. She enters the dressing room alone and locks the door.
Now safely inside, away from all other eyes, she peels the sweat-drenched costume off her body and leaps into the shower. She soaps up her hands and runs them over her body, soaping up again as necessary till she no longer feels dirty, all the while resisting the uncomfortable urge to pleasure herself. She washes her hair and rinses herself off, then steps out of the shower and grabs a towel, dries herself, slips on a bathrobe, and strides out to the main dressing room.
The door has been blasted open, and Minty finds herself facing a savage FERAL pointing a sawed-off revolver gangster-style at her. The ostentatiously dirty Feral sports the mohawk and safety-pinned clothes associated with the Punk Revolutionary Front.
A bomb explodes behind the terrorist. Tear gas fills the area outside as people run around wildly and scream in panic. Bodyguards shoot the Feral dead, swarm over his corpse, and pick up the small Minty to carry her out, only giving her enough time to slip on a pair of bunny slippers.
The bodyguards run Minty away from the arena toward what they hope is the company's armoured tour bus. A group of PRF terrorists throw a Molotov cocktail at them and shoot; the guards shield her, only their full body armour protecting them, and her.
GUARD
Minty! Run!
Minty runs away from the battle, in which direction she does not know. She runs through a crowd of people also running in various directions. Soon she finds herself in a dimly illuminated area. Realizing she is lost, she begins to sob in fear.
Suddenly, SHIRA appears right in front of her, sporting pleated plaid microskirt, purple Pedobear baby tee, candy-striped thigh socks, fashion combat boots, a shamelessly bare midriff showing her pierced navel, and a mischievous grin. Minty's eyes and mouth go wide in shock.
MINTY
Oh, no!
Eight-year-old Shira, carrying love letters, valentines, and an album she wants signed, confronts a shocked MILEY CYRUS after one of her concerts.
SHIRA
(squealing)
Miley! I'm in love with you!
Miley screams.
MILEY
Help! Get me away from this freak!
Miley runs screaming from her adorable young stalker. Shira chases her.
SHIRA
I love you, Miley! I wanna be with you forever! Please?
Burly bodyguards chase Shira, catch her, and carry her away, yet Shira is undaunted.
SHIRA
Will you love me, please?
Minty stares in terror at the scandalous young woman standing before her. Miley Cyrus spent years and much effort just to try to become the superslut Shira is by nature.
MINTY
What do you want?
SHIRA
This.
Shira embraces her roughly, bends her over backward, and gives her a long hard kiss. Minty flails her arms, struggles and fails to break the embrace, tries to protest through the kiss.
Minty's bodyguards spot them.
GUARD
Hey! Stop that woman!
Shira drops Minty onto the ground. The bodyguards chase Shira and try to catch her; but she proves too elusive and quickly disappears into the darkness. A guard has Minty grab her hand and pulls her to her feet
GUARD
Are you okay?
All Minty can do is cry in humiliation and rage.
