ROBERT:
... Tim? You're promoting Tim??! But he's barely been here three months. I've been her for seventeen years!
PHIL:
And what a great seventeen years it's been, too!
ROBERT:
Okay, well then move Tim to another department! Promote me!
PHIL:
(Aghast)
I couldn't move Tim into another department!
Robert:
Why not?
PHIL:
Because... it's Tim! I mean he's such a people person!
ROBERT:
People person? I've been here for SEVENTEEN YEARS!
PHIL:
Look Robert, you're looking at this the wrong way - think of it as a new opportunity. So you've gotten moved from the Customer Services Department - so what! Make yourself a brand new start over in Shipping and Receiving.
Robert:
You know what - screw you Phil. Screw this whole company! SCREW TIM! I quit!
Robert storms out of the office. There is a brief pause. Then Phil grabs a phone on his desk and dials.
PHIL:
Hello, Tim? I've got great news..!
