What is a "Frenzyism?" It's anything funny, crazy, and/or random that you find yourself writing, usually as a result of writing at ridiculous speeds, sleep deprivation, over-caffeination, or all of the above. Typos, misused words, and nonsensical ramblings are all welcome in this thread. Let the laughter begin!

I have one from my third page that I had to share:

I believe that this can be accomplished if the biochemical scientists are continued to continue discovering

:-D Clearly, I'm getting sleepy. That was intended to say, "...if the biochemical scientists are encouraged to continue their current research until they discover..."

I was hoping a thread like this would turn up xD I've done this one so far:

'He looks over his route plan for a few moments before carefully folding it and putting it into his jacket potato.'

I wasn't aware he had such a taste for paper; 'potato' should read 'pocket'. But I'm sure there'll be more. It's early days yet.

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NaNo '07: Doppelganger (winner)
SF '08: Blue Skies and White Lies (in progress)

Lol. first page of my story, fist dialogue, and I start making stupid mistakes. Ah well, it was 7 in the morning..

"Nice to meet you again, Alons. You could just have told us you were giving birth to your wife in stead of hiding it from us"

Should rea"d:
"Nice to meet you again, Alons. You could just have told us your wife was about to give birth in stead of hiding it."

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NaNoWriMo 2007: Wolfess (Winner at 56000)
ScriptFrenzy 2008: Wolves: The Beginning(3/100)

Not to pick nits... instead is one word. ^^
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Oh my... I actually think I can do this. Of course I may go crazy in the process...

My disgruntled girlfriend sneaked on to my laptop when I was on a break and wrote 'penis' in the middle of a random line... does that count? O.o

Well, I didn't realize until earlier today that my main character's best friend is a full-character transplant from a novel I haven't worked on in a long time. I guess he needed something to do :P.
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NaNo 2005: Dinner and a Murder (WIN)
NaNo 2006: Write and Die (WIN)
NaNo 2007: A Boy By Any Other Name (WIN)
Screnzy 2008: The Rent-A-Cop Who Stole Christmas (have at thee, April!)

CORBIN nods. RORY sidles up to him and pokes him scrumptiously.

I am NOT writing porn! "Scrumptiously" is supposed to be "surreptitiously", but I misspelled, and auto-correct took it from there. *snicker*
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NaNo'04: Fail.
NaNo'06: Fail.
NaNo'07: Win. :D
Screnzy!08: We'll see...

I grok insanity! Do you?

It's only been todays and I've alread gone crazy. XD

DM then turns off her radio and lays back on her beg
...oi. XD This is gonna be a long month.

MEDLI: Hey, is that Skilley?
No, Medli. That's SKILLET. XD

(two sentences later)
MEDLI: Cool. I love Skilley.
NOT IF YOU KEEP CALLIN' EM "SKILLEY".
I'm the Southern one! XD

He nots.
I guess he doesn't love you, Medli. XD

Medli then prods Medli on the shoulder.
Impossible! XD

INIT.
*hits self*
We're not running Terminal, here! XD

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I'm done. :D

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SCRIPT FRENZY! 2007: Adventures in the Studio: The Musical: FINISHED!
NANOWRIMO 2007: Love and Magic/Love and Magic II: FINISHED!
SCRIPT FRENZY! 2008: Lights, Camera, Chickens?! 2: On the Road Again: 17/100 Pages

I usually correct mistakes as they happen, so I don't get too many frenzyisms. Today, though, I must have been in a rush.

...she finds a parking shot on the street...

"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."

Rob and Lauren enter in matching psychadelically-patterned unitards and fruit-basket hats.

This is totally intentional, but it looks silly enough out of context that I had to post it.

A ponytail is being typed

Frenzism of the day.