I loved this game back during Nano but have yet to see it here, so I figured that I would start it.

The way it goes is that each person gives the poster before them a superpower. The catch is that the power either has to have ridiculously obscure conditions to work or has to be completely useless(but not both, nobody wants a super power that isn't at least situationally useful.

Example: _____ now has the power to throw lemons like cannonballs, but only if they are thrown through a window that is not attached to a building.

Feel free to keep track of what super powers you have accumulated. Who knows, maybe you might gain a power that makes a previous one much more useful.

So now it's your turn. What's my power going to be?

Nightsong, i give you the ability to type with your toes, but, only on a 1952 Smith Corona Typewriter that still has the original ribbon in it, as well as the original instruction manual.

theanab, I give you the ability to fly faster then a speeding bullet but only when racing the slowest snail in the world and losing.

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Cat's Meow
Empress of Taruva
Chief of Trade for Zemtee
[Kokopelli for President!]

Frenzy '08 - A School Like None Other

Catsmeow I give you the power to fly, but only between 12:00 Am and 12:05 Am, when it is raining and 52 F outside.

Crazytwilightgirl, I give you the power to freeze things, but only on August 1st at midnight while standing on your left foot and blowing a bubble.

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Miss Unknown, you can now walk through walls, but only if said walls are made of cellophane, and even then your clothes will not go with you.

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"I'm great at managing my time,
I just don't have enough of it."
-Anwyn, muse and friend

Nightsong, for that one (=P) I give you the power of teleportation, but you can only travel between a certain place in Antartica and the middle of New York, and only if you have eaten ten black jelly beans that day.

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MissUnknown I give you the power of invisibility, but only while you are on a 100th floor on January 31st.

crazytwilightgirl, I give you the power of super speed, but only when you are on the exact top of Mount Everest.

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Cat's Meow
Empress of Taruva
Chief of Trade for Zemtee
[Kokopelli for President!]

Frenzy '08 - A School Like None Other

Catsmeow, I give you the power to talk to cats (because you obviously dig them), but the only things you can say is "do you want fries with that?" and "Leggo my Eggo."

Kimby, I give you the power to melt a single ice cube with your mind, but it takes thirteen hours to do it.

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"I'm great at managing my time,
I just don't have enough of it."
-Anwyn, muse and friend