[A child runs onto the stage, looks around, then runs off the other side. Several zombies wander onto stage looking around]

Zombie 1: Where did you go, little one?
Zombie 2: Come back here, little one.
Zombie 1: (sings) Where did you go, little one?
Zombie 2: (sings) Come back to us, little one?
Zombie 1: (sings) We've been following you for hours
Why on earth do you think we'd ever stop
We'll hunt you down all night and day
Then squeeze you 'til you pop
Zombie 2: (sings)We'll follow our orders and follow you
Then start our hunt afresh
We'll hunt you and find you and kill you dead
Then we're going to eat your flesh
Zombie chorus (sing):'Cos we like arms and legs and fingers and toes
We'll eat your ears and your eyes and your hair and your nose
We like livers and kidneys and all your remains
But most of all we like brains
We like brains in a sandwich and brains in a stew
We like leek and potato and brains in soup
We will eat all these things until we are full
But mostly we like to eat brains straight out of your skull