Scene Two

TOMMY and KEVIN sit talking in front of mirrors,
they are in a drag dressing room. Fog streams onto
stage as the door to a shower room opens and ANDY
enters wearing a towel carrying a fresh pair of
jeans and a white t-shirt.

ANDY
That is one killer shower

KEVIN
thanks, looks like it treated you well.

TOMMY
Kitty! sorry she’s tactless. Did you need me to grab
you anything?

ANDY
No, I think I’ve got everything

ANDY steps behind Chinese screen, his head can be
seen from audience as he changes. KEVIN and TOMMY
speak amongst themselves

TOMMY
so what do you think?

KEVIN
I don’t know it’s hard to tell, I mean would Eric make
a good queen? we will never know.

TOMMY
I think he’s so hot

KEVIN
Is that right? Well lets see if we can’t stir the pot a
little.

TOMMY
Kevin don’t!

ANDY
sorry were you guys talking to me?

KEVIN starts grabbing dresses, holding up tries to look behind screen.

KEVIN
Oh no hun, we were just discussing. What are you any
way? six? eight?

TOMMY
Kevin!

KEVIN
Desa was a six, I’m sure we will find you something
that would fit you. What?

TOMMY
yeah right, Slut!

KEVIN
what?

ANDY
This Desa, Is that the queen you are replacing?

TOMMY
Yes. Well, I don’t think we will ever be able to
replace O’Desa. She was an amazing preformer

KEVIN
Well... Tommy’s gonna try to replace her.

TOMMY
shut up

KEVIN
Oh my god, have I ever mentioned how much I just love a
sequined butterfly top.
(hold up top)
Ewch! seriously there are some pretty bad choices in
here, Hey cowboy how would you like to be a bad choice?

ANDY enters from behind screen