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Page Count
100 pages
Age 27
Location Madison
Website http://www.geocities.com/sbschiemann/Author_Page.html*
Favorite films/plays

Noises Off, Medea, Narnia, Emperor's New Groove, Mulan, LionKing Broadway London, Children of Eden, Supervolcano.

Other interests

Hiking, water, weather, novel writing

Script title Unpolitically Correct
Script type Stage play
Script genre Other
My script is A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy. meets Vagina Monolgues
Logline Everyday people tell it like it is with witty and generally light conversation.
My soundtrack would be Obscure like Rufus Wainwright or something off the beaten path.
An Excerpt from Unpolitically Correct

LAYAH
You are so gonna fail. Those words followed me and others all through school. Mainly Chemistry. You are so gonna fail. Answer a question wrong that would be the next thing said to you by your friends sitting next to you. It was alright though. It made us laugh at ourselves and never take ourselves seriously. Can you imagine what would happen if I cared whether I always had the right answer? I would have become so uptight I would have failed for real. But I didn't fail. At least not yet. There are only a few weeks left here at this school for me and even though I want it to be over so I can see my grades, I am sad to leave.

(Lights up on another stool next to her that has been sitting in darkness.)

TILL
That's because you are a loser. I guess we just aren't good enough for you. Our dork factor isn't big enough.

LAYAH
Very funny.

TILL
Thanks.

LAYAH
So where to next? Isn't that a question we ask ourselves every day? How about almost every time we finish a task during the day? Do I go on to the project looming before me or do I get lost surfing on the web and lose three hours of my day.

BOTH
The internet.

TILL
E-mail is always the start. Then of course I have to answer.

LAYAH
That's because you're a loser.

TILL
And what about you? You are checking art pages.

LAYAH
I like to see what is new.

TILL
Get a life and get some e-mail messages.

LAYAH
E-mail me and I might.

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