Writer Profile: ilovesatanicmetal |
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| Age | 13 |
| Location | Glasgow, Scotland |
| Favorite films/plays | too many to name |
| Other interests | killing |
Spontaneous Equilibrium |
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| Script type | Stage play |
| Script genre | Drama |
| Logline | One Man. One Cup. No similarities to a certain web video. |
| Main character would be played by | ??? |
| My soundtrack would be | ??? |
LIZ-
Everyone is being held at gunpoint by at least 5 armed individuals. They look like professionals. I don’t know what they’re demanding.
GREGORY-
We’ll need to use all the skills that we’ve been taught here.
LEONARD- (sarcastically) Yes I’m sure we can file their asses out of here, or maybe send them an angry email, that’ll get them crying for their mommies!
GREGORY- (sarcastically) Ok then, and you’re helping by using sarcasm, I’m sure we’ll get out of here by using that, asshole- while I’m stuck in here with a sarcastic bastard, a bitch and a psycho with the brain of a 5 year old who sounds like he just fell into the chocolate river at Willy Wonka’s Factory!
FRANK- You know, If I shut my eyes, then this is all over and we’re all at TGI Fridays.
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