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| Favorite films/plays |
Equilibrium, Treasure Island(1990), Star Wars (original three, that is), The Gods Must be Crazy, Horatio Hornblower, Three Musketeers(1993) Galaxy Quest, Team America... (probably some that i'm forgetting)
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| Other interests |
eh... writing novels??
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| Script title |
Ralph the Wonder Llama and Other Things Better Left Unsaid |
| Script type |
Screenplay |
| Script genre |
Comedy
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| My script is |
(Monty Python skit) meets (a war documentary)
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An Excerpt from Ralph the Wonder Llama and Other Things Better Left Unsaid
FADE OUT
CREDITS start rolling but suddenly stop at the listing: «NARRATOR: RALPH THE WONDER LLAMA»
GREEN FIELD in South America, hills, rock. mist etc. RALPH THE WONDER LLAMA wanders onscreen. (he really is a llama). RALPH struts across the field, pausing every now and then to graze as cheesy/'romantic' music plays in the background. Suddenly a group of HUNTERS appear and open fire. RALPH rears up on his hind legs and assumes a fighting stance. He advances on the HUNTERS. HUNTERS fire at him but RALPH deflects the BULLETS with his front hooves. One of the BULLETS is deflected back to strike the HUNTER who fired it. HUNTER drops dead. RALPH is now within close combat distance and proceeds to beat the shit out of the HUNTERS with a lot of impressive spinning back kicks, jumps, karate chops etc. accompanied by loud 'ki-yai's. Finally all HUNTERS have been dispatched and RALPH THE WONDER LLAMA resumes his casual stroll
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